ALL TRICKS!
NO TREAT
OBAMA LIES!
WHEN HE SPEAKS!
For all the dunderheads that don't understand Socialism ...
In Obama's perfect world ... trick or treating is still allowed but ... since the Socialist theory in action causes scarcity ... houses will only be allowed to pass out Milky Way bars. At the end of the night all forty-nine of the kids in the neighborhood get together and count how many Milky Way bars each person collected. Whomever collected the most Milky Way bars has to give 50% of their bounty to Obama. The next highest collector gives 49% to Obama, the next top getter gives 48%, and so on. Whomever collected the least doesn't have to give any of theirs to Obama. It doesn't matter that Susie spent all day on her costume and spent four hours trick or treating. She collected the most Milky Way bars. She must give up half of her bounty. And it doesn't matter that Joey made a costume in five minutes by cutting three holes in a paper bag and only spent a half hour trick or treating. He has the least number of Milky Way bars. He gives nothing to Obama. Now after Obama scoops up his percentage of the total bounty, all of the kids put all their remaining Milky Way bars together and split the rest up evenly among themselves. What does Obama do with his Milky Way bars? Well he trades them in for Kit Kat bars, Three Musketeer bars, and Snickers bars that have been set aside for the "special" people.